A/N: Now that Alvin and Brittany are on their own, there will be more love making, so a fair warning to some readers. Moving on, enjoy this chapter, and thank you for reading this far along:)

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It took a week for Alvin and Brittany to unpack everything, and settle into their new home. Once they had settled into the house, they finally, had time to themselves and could do whatever they wished. They started getting more intimate with each other to balance and support their relationship as husband and wife. They were closer then ever before, and were enjoying every minute of their new life together.

Brittany didn't know how to cook very well, so Alvin provided both of them with the food Dave and Miss Miller offered them. The food provided was mostly, things like soups, pancake mix, top ramen, and macaroni and cheese, so until they would be able to afford better dinners, they would just have to take it slow on the food that they had now.

Brittany had the responsibilities of cleaning the house and doing the laundry, since Alvin had no clue how to do laundry. Alvin would do certain things, such as mow the lawn, trim weeds, and mop the kitchen floor. Alvin and Brittany both had their share of responsibilities, but they knew that moving into their own place and starting their own life wasn't going to be easy at all, so they were prepared for anything.

Alvin was finishing cleaning the dishes, after dinner, which was macaroni and cheese, and was relieved that the day was over. Brittany was in the bedroom changing into her nightgown. She was tired and exhausted from doing a lot of work that day, and only wanted to go to sleep with Alvin by her side. Once she finished dressing into her nightgown, she turned to go into the kitchen, but was stopped by the sight of her husband leaning against the wall, in the doorway.

She smiled then she started to blush. 'How long have you been there, Alvin?'

'Long enough to see you undressed.'

'You naughty boy,' she said, playfully.

'What? I've seen you undressed multiple times, and enjoy seeing you bare.'

She laughed at his reply. 'You really like seeing me bare? Well, I enjoy seeing you bare as well, and since you've seen me bare, I get to see you bare.'

Alvin paused, then he smiled. 'As you command.' Alvin removed the shirt he was wearing, and tossed it to the floor, then he removed his shorts, until he was bare naked. 'You like?'

Brittany looked at him and started to feel a burning sensation overcome her. 'I do.' Brittany then removed her nightgown, letting it fall to the floor, until she was bare naked. 'You like?'

Alvin also started to feel a burning sensation overcome him at the site of his wife. 'I do.'

Brittany walked over to the bed and sat down on the edge of the bed. 'Come. Sit next to me.'

Alvin didn't hesitate and walked over toward Brittany, then sat down next to her. Brittany turned her head, and looked Alvin right in the eyes, seductively.

'You must face the penalty for being a naughty boy,' said Brittany in a seductive tone.

'What's my penalty?', asked Alvin, playfully.

'This.' Brittany kissed Alvin on the lips, and put her arms around him. Alvin returned the kiss, then put his arms around Brittany. Both of them collapsed backward, and continued kissing. The two rolled on top of each other multiple times, then after kissing for five or more minutes, they broke the kiss, and made love for the rest of the evening.

After a month of being on their own, Alvin and Brittany were struggling a bit to pay the bills. Alvin's paycheck only came once a month, and only received a total of fifty dollars or less, due to the economy starting to fall. Alvin felt afraid that he might lose his job, and prayed that he didn't, because it was the only thing allowing Alvin and Brittany to survive. If Alvin lost his job, they both would struggle to even keep their house.

It was Saturday, so Alvin was trying to cheer up Brittany. She was stressed from the bills, tired from cleaning the house, and felt bad for snapping at Alvin the night before, for no reason. Alvin had forgiven her for that, but they both had to find a way to avoid being evicted out of their home. To cheer Brittany up, he decided to get her out of the house, and go for a walk. Brittany was hesitant of it, but knew that she needed a break from all the stress, so she agreed to go for a walk.

Around noon, Alvin and Brittany shut the front door to the house, and locked it. The sun was shining, making it the perfect day to take a walk. As they walked down the street, Alvin held Brittany close to him, to try and comfort her. She was starting to feel better, because she knew she was with her husband, who promised to be there for her through everything, even the toughest times in life. She smiled then grabbed Alvin's paw, which comforted her even more. It as if she was in a different world, away from the mayhem.

A smooth breeze blew through both of their ears, which sounded like a slow song to them. A song that calms your mind and relieves any trouble in life. This walk was exactly, what Alvin and Brittany needed to get some peace and quiet. There was nobody else on the sidewalks or any cars in the streets. It was perfect solitude, which overjoyed both of the couple walked down the street, they thought of how far they had walked. Alvin stopped and estimated how far they had walked, and the distance shocked both of them. They had walked two miles from the house, and were only about ten minutes from the town.

'Hey, Brittany. I think we should start heading back,' said Alvin with concern.

'Not yet, Alvin,' replied Brittany with desperation in her voice. 'Take me to the park.'

'That's almost another mile from here.'

'I don't care. We need some time out of the house. Longer than this.'

Alvin could hear Brittany's pleas to not go back to the house, and knew she was right. He knew they needed to have more time out of the house than this, so he agreed. 'Alright, Brittany. You're right. We do need more time out, so I'll take you to the park for awhile.'

'Thank you.' She kissed him on the cheek.

'Let's go.' Alvin didn't have any intentions of rushing to the park, and walked slow, with Brittany at his side.

Twenty minutes later, Alvin and Brittany arrived at the park. Strangely, the park was empty, like a ghost town, which was even better for Alvin and Brittany. All they wanted was some peace for awhile, which they needed very much. Alvin walked Brittany over to the park bench, which is the same one that they sat on the last time they were there. 'A little bit of de'ja vu, Brittany.'

'Indeed. I remember what happened very well, like it was yesterday.'

'Let's hope things go better then last time.'

'I agree. I'll never forget the amount of pain I went through that day, until you made it go away.'

'I guess I just have the magic touch.'

Brittany laughed then landed a small kiss to Alvin's lips. 'You make me laugh.'

Alvin giggled, then both of them sat down on the bench, holding each other close. Brittany leaned her head against Alvin's shoulder, then she closed her eyes, feeling like she was in Heaven. Alvin put his arm around Brittany then started to run his fingers through her soft hair, causing Brittany to fall asleep.

Despite her sleeping, Alvin continued to run his fingers through Brittany's hair. It was as soft as baby skin and smelled like roses, which overwhelmed Alvin. She started to make small snoring sounds, which Alvin found cute. The noises she was making were not loud, they were quiet, soothing sounds, which sounded like an angel singing to Alvin. He whispered into her ear, 'I love you, and I will never let anything bad happen to you.'

Alvin kissed Brittany on the top of her head, then he started to sing a song in a low tone to Brittany as she slept.

I still hear your voice

When you sleep next to me

I still feel your touch

In my dreams

Forgive me, my weakness

But I don't know why

Without you it's hard to survive

Cause, everytime we touch

I get this feeling

And everytime we kiss

I swear I could fly

Can't you hear my heart beat fast

I want this to last

Need you by my side

Cause, everytime we touch

I feel the static

And everytime we kiss

I reach for the sky

Can't you feel my heart beat so..

I can't let you go

Want you in my life

Your arms are my castle

Your heart is my sky

They wipe away tears that I cry

Oh the good and the bad times

We've been through them all

You make me rise when I fall

Cause, everytime we touch

I get this feeling

And everytime we kiss

I swear I could fly

Can't you hear my heart beat fast

I want this to last

Need you by my side

Cause, everytime we touch

I feel the static

And everytime we kiss

I reach for the sky

Can't you feel my heart beat so..

I can't let you go

Want you in my life

Can't you feel my heart beat so..

I can't let you go

Want you in my life

Brittany suddenly, started to hum the same tune Alvin was singing, causing Alvin to fall asleep, with a smile on his face.

Alvin was awoken by Brittany tickling his nose. Alvin looked at Brittany, and she was giggling. 'Good morning, sleepy head.'

'Don't you mean, 'good afternoon?'

'Nope.' Brittany giggled at her own reply. 'We should get back to the house, it's getting dark.'

'How long were we asleep?'

'I'd say, at least an hour or two.'

'I would guess that too. If we slept for two hours, it was the best two hours of sleep in my life, because you were there with me.'

'The song you sang to me was wonderful, Alvin.'

'You heard?'

'Of course I did.'

'I only thought of you when I was singing. Listening to the sounds you were making in your sleep.'

'I heard you, and dreamed only of you singing to me.'

'Our bond is strong enough, that we can hear each other, even in our dreams.'

'Yes. I suppose it is.'

Alvin kissed Brittany on the lips. 'Let's get going, before the sunlight fades.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

Alvin stood up first, then reached for Brittany's paw. Brittany grabbed Alvin's paw, and rose up from the bench. Both of them held paws, as they started to walk back to the house.

Alvin walked Brittany home, holding her close, so that she wouldn't get cold. Just as they were about to exit city limits, Brittany stopped Alvin in his tracks. 'What's wrong, Brittany?'

'I don't know. I suddenly, got a sharp pain in my stomach.'

'Is it a gas bubble?'

'No, it's.. Brittany suddenly, started to moan, and lowered to the ground. 'Oh my gosh. I feel like I'm going to be sick, but I don't have the urge to vomit.'

'Brittany, you're scaring me. What's wrong?!'

'I just don't feel good.' Brittany fell to the ground into a 'push-up' exercise position. 'Alvin! I.. It hurts! Help me! Make the pain go away!'

Alvin was scared. What was wrong with Brittany? 'I don't know what to do!'

'There it is, again!'

Alvin was confused. 'What is it?!'

'There something moving!'

Alvin's heart skipped a beat, and realized what the problem was. 'Brittany, I think what you are feeling is a baby.'

'What?!'

'Brittany, I think you are pregnant.'

'I can't be!'

'Where's your cell phone?!'

'Why?'

'I have to call for help. I have to get a pregnancy test, to see if you are pregnant.'

'It's in my pocket!'

Alvin wasted no time and grabbed Brittany's cell phone out of her right pocket. He dialled the phone number of the only person he knew could help. The phone rang two times, then the person on the other side of the line answered.

'Hello?'

'Dave!'

'Alvin! What's wrong?'

'I need you to come and take me and Brittany to the pharmacy! We're only a few miles from your house, on the sidewalk!

'Calm down, Alvin. Why do you need me to take you to the pharmacy?'

'I think Brittany is pregnant, so I need to buy a pregnancy test for her.'

'Wait. What!'

'Please, Dave hurry!'

'I'll be there in a few minutes, just keep Brittany comfortable.'

'I will! Hurry!'

Alvin pushed the 'end call' button on Brittany's cell phone screen, then returned to his beloved's aid. 'Dave's on the way. Just hang on.'

Brittany threw her arms around Alvin and hugged him so hard, Alvin nearly lost his breath. Alvin wiped away Brittany's tears, and comforted her the best he could, until Dave showed up.

Dave pulled up five minutes later, and stared in horror at Alvin and Brittany on the ground. 'Alvin, we need to get Brittany in the car. Lift her up, and I'll open the car door.'

'Okay, Dave.' Alvin grabbed Brittany and lifted her into the back seat, then slid into the car, next to Brittany. 'Don't worry Brittany, I'll make the pain go away. I promise.'

Brittany didn't answer, she just grabbed Alvin and held him close to her. Dave was trying to drive as quick as he could to the pharmacy, but a stop light slowed him down. Brittany's pain was starting to subside, but she could still feel something. She was sweating, breathing hard, and struggling to move. Alvin was horrified by Brittany's appearance, and couldn't bear to see his wife suffering, and there was nothing he could do to stop it.

Alvin was relieved at the sight of the pharmacy, where he could get the answers he needed. Dave turned into the parking lot of the pharmacy, and pulled into a spot. Dave put the car in 'park' then looked at Alvin in the back of the car. 'Alvin, I'll get a pregnancy test, you stay here and comfort Brittany.'

'Okay, Dave. Thank you for everything.'

'It's my pleasure, Alvin. You are my son, therefore I will help you and Brittany any time you need help.'

'I'm glad to know that, Dave. Please. Hurry as fast as you can.'

'I will.' Dave exited the car and rushed into the pharmacy. Alvin sat with Brittany, trying to help her the best he could.

'I promise everything will be okay, Brittany. I would never let anything bad happen to you.'

Brittany looked up at Alvin. 'I know it will. Alvin. I'm scared.'

'Scared of what?'

'What if I am pregnant? How are we going to handle a child of our own, when we can hardly handle ourselves?'

'If you are, we'll find a way.'

'I don't know how I could be pregnant. I just don't know how.'

'Brittany. The last time we made love, was a month ago, and it was unprotected. Even if you are, think about it. We'll have a beautiful son/daughter, and just like we did, they will grow. It will be the best thing that ever happened to us. Teaching our child how to grow into a responsible chipmunk.'

Brittany smiled, she kissed Alvin. 'Your right. I'm overreacting. Having a child to raise on our own is the best experience in anybody's lifetime, plus Miss Miller would have a grandchild.'

'No matter the outcome, I will support you all the way.'

'Thank you, Alvin. I feel so much better.'

'It's my duty as a husband to care for my wife no matter what.'

Alvin kissed Brittany on the lips, then wrapped his arms around her.

At Dave's house, Miss Miller, along with Dave, Simon, Theodore, Jeanette, and Eleanor, sat patiently on the sofa, awaiting the moment of truth. Alvin and Brittany were in the bathroom down the hall, next to the bedrooms, and just like the others, were anxious to find out the answer. Everyone held their hands together, and were holding their breath, due to the intensity of what was happening. They were about to find out if they were going to become uncles, aunts, and grandparents.

The bathroom door opened, and immediately, everyone turned their attention toward Brittany and Alvin. Alvin held the pregnancy test between his thumb and index finger, and was staring at it with his best poker face. 'Well, everyone, the result's are in,', said Alvin. 'The result is this.' Alvin walked over to the center of the living room, and revealed the answer to everyone. On the end of the pregnancy test was a cross, meaning Brittany was pregnant.

'Simon, Theo, you two are going to be uncles. Jean, Eleanor, you two are going to be aunts. Dave, Miss Miller, you two are going to be grandparents.'

Everyone was silent, with shocked looks on their faces. It was hard to believe, but Alvin and Brittany, in less than a month, were going to be parents.

Hope you enjoyed! The pregnancy length is so short, because I want to keep it as real as possible, due to a chipmunk's pregnancy length only being 30 days. I do not own 'Everytime We Touch' all rights belong to Cascada' I do not own 'AATC' This is just a fanfiction love story I constructed out of my own ideas. Keep reading and leaving reviews, to find out how Alvin and Brittany will handle their next big challenge:)

Author's Notes: So, I am officially a very dedicated die-hard royal wedding fan since I am currently watching it right now at 4:29 a.m:) Prince William's coming out in about 45 minutes so I think I have enough time to finish this chapter before I start swooning:D

And I apologize if this chapter is sucky, I was writing it in a hurry ^.^

Rules #120-140

'COME HITHER YOU DEVIL CIHLD!'

Alvin jolted into consciousness, his eyes groggily snapping open. They flashed angrily at being awoke, narrowing as a low growl vibrated his small chest. His vision blurred with oozing multicolor of dim lighting. He blinked and in-held sharply, then turned his gaze down when he felt a small weight on his shoulder.

Brittany was molded into his side, sleeping deeply. She had both of her arms intertwining his, now asleep and prickling with numbness. But Alvin still smiled.

He ruffled the mahogany fur on her head, then whipped the sleep from his eyes to see his brothers and the other chipettes all in dead sleep, coiled up on the couches. He glanced at the TV and saw that the morning news indicated they had slept through the night and it was now breakfast time.

However, that still didn't explain the war-cry that had woke him.

As he gently pried his arm away from Brittany's death grip, the other stars began to stir and yawn as they slowly awoke. Alvin stretched, his incredibly small joints popping back into place, and hopped over the back of the couch.

Padamay and Toby were bent over the kitchen table, weapons of spatulas and spoons in hand. Padamay's hair was tossed around a chopstick, her too-big pajamas wrinkled as much as Toby's pajamas of sweatpants and a cotton shirt were. Alvin took an amused note of the Tweetie-Bird slippers he wore.

'Stop singing, Padamay!'

Toby's sister offered him a wicked grin. 'Ai ga tomaranai! Daisuki, suki, suki!'

Toby shrieked once again, launching himself over the kitchen table as Padamay dashed under the table, singing, 'Kono tadanaranu ai o. Doushite tsutaeyou?'

'What's going on in here?' Dave demanded sluggishly, stumbling tiredly into the kitchen. The eldest Seville whipped his eyes on his simple T-Shirt, blinking at his niece and nephew.

Padamay smiled brightly, throwing her hands up, spatula grasped in her fingers. 'Happy birthday, Dave! Toby and I took it upon ourselves to come over and cook you breakfast this morning, you know, since you're old and all.'

Dave's shoulder sagged to the floor. 'Great, thanks for reminding me.'

'Any time!' Padamay sang, skipping over to kiss her uncle on the cheek. 'Jaxon and Julie even came over to help.'

Alvin crooked his head in confusion, then turned around to see Jaxon and Julie sitting right across from him on the couch. His brothers and the chipettes, now awake, jumped and gasped.

'When did they get here?' Eleanor asked in a bewildered whisper.

Jaxon smirked openly. He was dressed in day clothes, wearing jeans and a Batman hoodie. 'Ninja skillz,' he said.

Alvin turned to Julie, who was jamming out to some song on her iPod, her black hair whipping around like no one was in the room. Alvin turned back to the sound of Padamay's singing.

'Nattou! Nattou! Hitori de nattou! Nattou! Nattou!'

Toby took a swing at her with his spoon. 'Quit it!'

'Never, never!'

'What exactly is the problem with Padamay singing, Toby?' Dave yawned. 'She sings those Japanese songs all the time.'

'Because she's got my girlfriend,' he jerked his spoon in Julie's direction. 'Addicted to it.'

Everyone turned to Julie, who was completely absent of the situation as she murmured the lyrics coming from her earbuds as she filed her nails, legs crossed. Everyone leaned in closer, listening.

'Maguro tabetai. Maguro tabetai. Pichipichi osakana tabetai.'

Toby frowned. 'What'd she say?'

Padamay laughed. 'She said she want's tuna. I want to eat tuna. I want to eat tuna. I want to eat fresh fish. Its a song.'

Toby stared at her, then blinked six times, very slowly. 'You're kidding, right?'

'Nope!' Padamay popped her lips on the P, flipping some curls back. 'Luke Megurine sings it.'

Toby blinked again. 'You're kidding.'

Padamay rolled her sparkling eyes, snorting in response.

'Hate to break it to everyone,' Claire said, now up and digging through the cabinets. 'But we're out of pancake mix.'

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All six chipmunks and chipettes whined.

'McDonalds is open,' Jaxon suggested, walking into the kitchen to place a sweet kiss against Padamay's forehead. She giggled. Toby looked away, green.

'That could work,' Claire said brightly. She turned to Julie. 'I think they have tuna at McDonalds, Julie!' she called.

'Bleh,' Simon murmured.

Padamay pulled a gift card from her pocket and shoved it into Toby's chest, ignoring his cry of protest. 'Get me a combo!' she begged.

Toby narrowed his eyes. 'Only if you do the next set of you-know-whats.'

She groaned. 'FINE.'

Her brother grinned, spinning the card through his fingers.

Rules 121-140 by Padamay Seville

Rule #121-Alvin, no more frat-parties at Dave's house.

Alvin And The Chipmunks Movie

(He's always putting the blame on me and Toby when Dave catches him)

(Alvin: 'What? Who's the fat guy in the toga? Oh, I think it's one of Padamay's friends. He looks like he would be her friend, don't you agree, Davie?')

(Dave: 'Then who's the chick with the beer goggles?')

(Alvin: 'Oh, that's Toby's new girlfriend. He has to get her drunk so she'll go out with him.')

Rule #123-No more Karaoke for us Sevilles.

(We get WAY to into it)

(Dave and Alice sang Back in Black thirteen times)

(Toby sang Low by Flo Rida. You can probably imagine how hilarious that was.)

(I sang.. 'I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! ROCK!')

Rule #124-Alvin, you are NOT going to any more of Jaxon's baseball games.

('RUN, PETERS! RUN, RUN, RUUUUUUN!')

('QUIT TRYING TO STEAL THE BASE, JITTERBUG!')

('COME ON, SLOW-POKE! HIT IT!')

('SWING! SWING! I SAID SWING!')

('OH, HE HIT IT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAAAAAAAT!')

(Everyone in the stands: O.o)

(Me: Forehead slap)

Rule #125-No more food fights in Claire's kitchen.

(Her butcher knives aren't just for looks)

Rule #126-No more trips to the Museum.

(Alvin and Brittany pretended to be stuffed in some jungle exhibit, then they would mess with people who walked by)

(Brittany would snicker, and then when people turned around, she'd freeze again)

(Alvin would whisper, 'I see you!')

(Do you know how many people probably can't be in the same room with a toy now?)

Rule #127-Simon and Jeanette, no more experimental-expierements. If that makes any since.

(Dave pulled a book off the shelf and the refrigerator opened up)

(Toby opened the mailbox and the garage door raised)

(I started my car and Dave's shower went from 80 Degrees to 120 Degrees)

Rule #128-Try to resist getting brain freeze when visiting the Rez's.

(Freaks Theodore and Eleanor out)

Rule #129-Alvin, no more poking Dave while he sleeps.

(And you wonder why he wakes up screaming at you?)

Rule #130-No more free-sample perfume bottles for Brittany.

(She litterely gassed the house)

(We slept outside for fourteen hours waiting for everything to air out)

(Toby still can't stand the smell of vanilla sugar after that little incident)

Rule #131-Keep Yoshi, my dog, out of the bathrooms for the following reasons:

He gets into my hair-dye (He was splotched with green spots for two weeks)

He will cannonball into your bath water

He eats mom's bath beads (Lavender is his favorite)

He rips up Toby's Gamer magazines (..Which I SO didn't train him to do..)

Rule #132-Toby, when your snack gets stuck in the vending machine and doesn't fall, DON'T reach up inside it and try to get it.

(His arm was stuck in there for twelve hours)

(Alvin offered to gladly gnaw his arm off)

(Instead, they decided to take the whole freaking machine apart and charge us for it)

(Gotta love public service!)

Rule #133-Simon is no longer aloud to wear contacts.

(Mainly because he can't ever get them in right and he just ends up poking himself repeatedly in the eye)

('Why won't this stupid thing go in!')

('..Simon, you're not even holding it. There's nothing in your hand.')

('What? But I had it in my hand just a second ago!')

('I'm think you're standing on it..')

('..CRAP.')

Rule #134-No more hot wings for Jaxon. Black jack campground avalon ca.

(Sorry, babe, but I will NOT be standing by you with seven gallons of water while you eat)

(We'll get you the mild ones:D)

(Alvin: 'Pansy..')

Rule #135-No more bug spray for Toby.

(He's always doing ninja noises while spraying it on some poor fly)

('Hiyah! Take this, you fiend! Kiyah! Nyahaha!')

Rule #136-No making fun of Dave's Brittany Spears obsession.

(We still love you, Daive :3)

Rule #137-Jeanette is no longer allowed to watch the show LOST.

(Jeanette: 'Smoke monster, smoke monster, smoke monster..')

(Me: 'Ah, Jean? Why are you rocking back and forth in the corner like that?')

(Jeanette: 'Hehehehe! Because I KNOW that smoke monster is secretly a giant clam, I just know it, everything adds up, up, up..')

(Yeah, that show'll do that kind of thing to good people)

Rule #138-Dave has banned the following pets:

Moose ('They couldn't even fit in the backyard.')

Ducks ('They bite!')

Baby sharks ('Yeah..no.')

Lizards ('They're too quick!')

Pigs ('Just no.')

Worms ('..You're kidding, right?')

Rule #139-No more Romeo and Juliet.

(Jaxon and I are always re-acting the opening scene with the servants)

(Him: 'CAPULET!')

(Me: 'MONTAGUE!')

(Toby runs into the room: 'SEVILLE!')

(Jaxon and me: '..')

(Jaxon: 'I don't think there was a Seville in that story..')

(Padamay: 'No, but he would have easily been the first party crasher of all time.')

Rule #140-Dave, do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.. use the word 'yo' ever again.

(Me: 'Hey, Dave!')

(Dave: 'Yo!' :D)

(Me: O.O)

(Dave: '..What?')

(Me: 'I..seriously..think..I..just..died a little..on the..inside..' Faints)

(Alvin walks by. Pokes.)

(Me: 'STOP DOING THAT, YOU FURRY LITTLE NOOB!')

Author's Notes: OH. MAH. GASH.

Will's in his red suit, which is utterly dashing, so I bid the a goodbye for now! :D

*Slams face to TV*